Experiment Gone Wrong
Dec 02, 2025On the 9th of May, 2016, Gary and Jack Black were doing the experiment to make stuff grow in size.
But when they're waiting for the potion to brew, Gary forgot to set the timer, the 15 minute timer, he thought he started it, but after 30 minutes he said it's done. So he tried the poster on its Xbox.
And it did grow in size. After five minutes or so, Gary and Jack Black were turning into their Minecraft characters, and after about another further two minutes, they were sucked into Minecraft and they had to spend a thousand days in hardcore on 0.00000001% of heart.
And you would normally spawn with 10 hearts.
Chapter Two, The Plan! The plan to survive.
- Get diamond armour.
- Go to the Nether
- Find ancient debris.
- Get some smithing templates
- Finely craft some netherite armour and enchant it.
Chapter Three, The Push! You've got to act on your plan.
The last hardcore world, Jack, Gary, and Jack played was ruined by Jason Momora by using TNT, probably about 36 stacks of it.
And in one of the stacks, Jason spawned into an Ender Dragon
Chapter Four, The Outcome! Mission Success.
But they did then spend five years without playing Minecraft.
However, they'd also avoided being killed by a warden.

Note: I do hope with this story I've got the Minecraft references correct. I'm not sure I've pronounced everything quite precisely. I hope you enjoyed listening.
Published with Permission of St James Junior School, Gloucester