Safa F and the Volcano under the Playground
Sep 17, 2025
Style: top secret case file + school report hybrid
Name: Safa F
Age: 11
Status: Excellent attendance, suspiciously high lava resistance
Notes: Prefect. Prefers sandwiches without crusts. May be Earth's last hope.
INCIDENT REPORT: LAVA BREACH AT GREENWELL PRIMARY
Date: Wednesday
Time: 12:23 p.m.
Location: Underneath the Key Stage 2 playground
It began with a rumble.
Most students blamed Year 4’s dodgy packed lunches. Safa knew better. She’d been tracking seismic readings since Monday—ever since her sidekick, Scorch (a tiny dragon disguised as a guinea pig), started overheating.
When the first plume of smoke shot out of the sandpit, she activated Code Ember.
CODE EMBER – EMERGENCY CHECKLIST:
☑ Confirm volcanic tremors
☑ Evacuate untrustworthy adults
☑ Locate the Crack
☑ Disable the Ancient Switch
13:01
Scorch located the Crack beneath the tyre swing. Safa disguised the breach with a Year 6 hoodie and told Mr Powell it was just “a dramatic rabbit hole”. He nodded. Said he'd seen worse in the 90s.
13:26
Entered the crack.
Depth: 23 metres
Heat level: 7.5 on the ScorchScale
Smell: Burnt jelly beans
Clue discovered: An obsidian tablet covered in symbols. Translated as:
“DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON.”
So naturally, there was a red button. Big. Glowing. Sitting beside an ancient switch that looked like a dinner fork made from lightning.
13:40
Safa resisted pressing the button.
Instead, she scanned the area. Found cave drawings of children running, lava rising, a teacher weeping over burnt homework. This has happened before.
The volcano was a trap.
A test.
Each generation, one chosen student must “hold the magma at bay”. In return, they receive the power to control fire (and occasionally win at dodgeball).
13:55
Safa made a decision.
She flipped the switch.
The volcano grumbled like a hungry beast and settled. The red button cracked in half. Scorch burped a flame of approval.
A lava vein sealed shut below her feet. The tremors stopped.
Mission complete.
Almost.
14:15
Returned to school unnoticed. Sandpit now slightly warmer. Claimed she'd been “doing extra reading” in the library.
No one questioned it.
CURRENT STATUS: STABLE
However, tablet now missing. Found only a sticky note where it once lay:
“Round One: Complete. See you next eruption.”
Safa has requested to remain on volcano watch until further notice. She has added “Geo-Supervision” to her prefect duties and now carries a fire extinguisher in her lunchbox.

Published with Permission of Dixons Manningham Primary School